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Joke of the Day

"I hate people who make cancer jokes. They have no sense of tumor."

"I found out today that I was adopted. But they returned me."

"Fruitcake is like marriage. It takes two things that are great on their own and mashes them together into one thing that sucks."

"Are you a mum? I am not a dad! Maybe you could help me with that!"

"What does a Latina like on her bagel? Papi seeds."

"""Please stop being mean"" - Me 3 seconds in to a rap battle"

"I decided to make a play about puns I'm going to call it ""puns: a play on words"""

"Party Tip: At a 3-year-old's birthday party, you can piss all over the bathroom. ALL OVER!!!! Nobody will suspect you."

"Skinny If fat people have more skin shouldn't they really be the 'skinny' ones?"

"I just unlocked the ""My House Was Robbed Because I Checked in on Foursquare"" badge on Foursquare!"