110659
Joke of the Day
"Saw a guy on the side of the road with a ""will work for food"" sign. So I threw him a coconut."
Next Joke
"A man tried to sell me a coffin today. I said, ""That's the last thing I need."""
"I hear seatbelts save lives! Nope, nevermind, still have cancer."
"Why do some blondes have bruised belly buttons? Because there are blond guys too."
"Someone asked me if I'm ever scared that I'll be alone forever, which I thought was so rude because my dog was RIGHT THERE."
"Classic Norm MacDonald joke http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGr_7p5Ti0Q"
"If you smoke a lot of cigarettes & gaze out of a window while your foot is propped up on something you can figure out pretty much anything."
"Did you hear the one about the Vegan diet? Really? I'm shocked they didn't tell you already."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Adelia ! Adelia who ? Adelia the cards after you cut the pack !"
"Say what you will about Carlos Mencia, he sure knows how to take a joke And present it as if he wrote it"