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Joke of the Day

"Pregnancy tests in movies are so weird... She hands him the test and he stands there holding this stick of pee like it isn't a stick of pee"

"Why aren't there many female NASCAR drivers? Because women always think they're right."

"I was bitten by a mosquito today. It sucked."

"Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter? They get chapped lips"

"My sister said I'm being immature. I guess she isn't getting her nose back"

"What do you call 16 white American people? A full blooded Cherokee"

"So I phoned the Amputee Hotline the other day I got cut-off."

"Australians don't have sex... They mate"

"Big shout-out to slugs! Those little guys are out there everyday, doing all the same stuff as snails but without helmets."

"The punchline came early What does this joke have in common with me the first time I had sex?"