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Joke of the Day
"Why aren't there many female NASCAR drivers? Because women always think they're right."
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"A seal walks into a club.... That's the story and we're sticking to it."
"My first post. It's also a tech pun. Konrad Zuse's Z1 was so slow it hertz."
"If you're in a clown posse, you don't need to tell us you're insane. We know. Nobody's thinking you're an emotionally stable clown posse."
"What did the rock say when he went metamorphic? ""Holy schist."""
"Not all that glitters is gold. Take, for instance, glitter."
"*I gently remove an eyelash from her cheek* ""Make a wish,"" I say. *I am crushed by a T-Rex wearing a saddle seconds later*"
"why do black people only have nightmares? the only one ever to have a dream was shot."
"hey girl are u from tennessee cause u have a tennessee accent and i have ur birth certificate here and it says ur from tennessee"
"Looking in the mirror trying to grow up the nerve to ask my true love out. I hope I say yes."