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Joke of the Day

"What do you call 16 white American people? A full blooded Cherokee"

"A student staring off in class... The teacher said to the student ""starring off into space never got anyone far in life."" The student quipped ""That's what they told Galileo."""

"A priest, rapist, and pedophile walks into a bar... ...and he orders a drink."

"So I was having sex with this chick and she kept calling out another blokes name. What kind of name is 'rape' anyway?"

"Two guys walk into a bar You would think the second one would've ducked..."

"I love being a gynecologist I find that I'm always hard at work."

"Did you hear about the midget that got kicked out of the nudist colony? He was getting into everybody's hair..."

"My love is like communism; everyone gets a share, and it's only good in theory."

"When a cop pulls you over for a DUI at 2am on Friday night & tells you to walk the line-it's never good to start singing Johnny Cash songs."

"Computer does what you command him to do but not what you want from him."