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Joke of the Day

"Big shout-out to slugs! Those little guys are out there everyday, doing all the same stuff as snails but without helmets."

"The phrase ""Silence is golden"" doesn't make any sense because duct tape is silver."

"Did you guys hear that the hadron accelerator exploded? It was mass murder."

"What does the hungry monster get after he's eaten too much ice cream? More ice cream!"

"Pudding. Hahahahaha!"

"Desperate Need of Good Jokes Basically I've had the shittiest day/month and I could really do with some cheering up. Hit me with your cheesiest and amazingly bad jokes :-)))"

"My new girlfriend asked me how many girls I've slept with. ""Eleven,"" I replied. ""Wow! You must be a player,"" she laughed. ""No,"" I said, ""I'm their coach."""

"Why did Luke want to become a jedi so badly? He wanted to get Yoda off his back."

"What do you call a surfer who loves Muhammad? A radicalized Muslim braaaaaaaaaaaaaa"

"astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day"