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Joke of the Day

"The punchline came early What does this joke have in common with me the first time I had sex?"

"Why are jewish potion makers all male? He brew"

"I have keys on my keychain from the houses I used to live in just in case I'm hungry and in the area."

"Why are Ethiopian's teeth so white? Because they never use them"

"A blonde is driving in her car and turns on the radio.. It says that two Brazilian men were killed. She stats crying and says, ""How many is a brazilian?"""

"""Is Pepsi OK?"" - World's worst drug dealer"

"How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? YOU WEREN'T THERE MAAAAN!!!"

"My GF said she wanted to try in the other hole. I'm afraid she might get pregnant, what should I do ?"

"Jehovah Witnesses keep coming to my house... So today I decided to answer the door naked and... Well...I solved the Girl Scout problem...."

"Inception [2010, Psychological thriller] a group of people fall asleep - 148 mins"