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Joke of the Day
"My sister said I'm being immature. I guess she isn't getting her nose back"
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"I walked into the pharmacist's office and asked for condoms for my 12 year old son. The pharmacist asked ""is your son sexually active?"" I replied with ""no he just lays there and cries."""
"If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, do feminists still blame men for it?"
"What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber? Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scalar."
"Brexit must have impacted Game of Thrones' budget really badly... (spoilers) I heard yesterday they fired half of the cast."
"Why do scuba-divers go in backwards? Because if they went forward they'd fall in the boat."
"What is white sugary has whiskers and floats on the sea ? A catameringue !"
"Oh no! The universe just imploded itself...... ...... No matter."
"How do you console somebody with bad grammar skills? There, their, they're."
"how do you know asians have broken into your home? the dog is gone, the homework is done and they're still trying to get out of the driveway"