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Joke of the Day
"My sister said I'm being immature. I guess she isn't getting her nose back"
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"a big fat women looked in the mirror and said to her husband 'im fat and ugly say something to make me feel better' he said 'your eyesight is perfect"
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Battering Ram Barbie ...Barbie's head on the end of a battering ram"
"Scientists thought we would never have enough air to survive on the moon... ...then they opened a bag of Lays chips."
"So, a girl was giving me a handjob... and I told her to stop because she was rubbing me the wrong way."
"My wife tried imitating the weird groaning sound her car is making, and all three auto mechanics asked her out."
"Do you have a Tex-Mex emergency? call 9-Juan-Juan"
"A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, ""hey, why the long face?"" The horse says, ""I have cancer."""
"Homosexuals should be like my shirts when I'm not wearing them - quietly tucked away in the closet."
"What if Toyota's problems with sticky accelerators were traced back to a pedalmaker who forgot to wash his hands after eating a honey bun?"