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Joke of the Day
"She was only a moonshine-maker's daughter... ... but I loved her still."
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"If you steal somebody's rap lyrics, is it a rob-bar-y?"
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"What's the name of Brendan Dassey's favorite band? The Yeah Yeah Yeahs."
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"You wouldn't believe me after reading my TL but my 1st language actually is English"
"God: Basically u just chill. Cow: Nice. God: I mean, at first. Cow: ...then? God: Then people murder u to eat ur insides & wear u as a coat."
"I'd rather vote for Monica Lewinsky than Hillary Clinton... ...because at least a little bit of Bill rubbed off on Monica!"
"Have you guys heard the joke about the broken pencil? Never mind, there's no point."