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Joke of the Day
"She was only a moonshine-maker's daughter... ... but I loved her still."
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"If we drown in this upcoming hurricane, would that make us... ...the Joaquin Dead?"
"I want to be a comedian But I'm afraid people will laugh at me"
"What did the dentist say to the golfer? ""You have a hole in one. """
"Let me be clear, I don't want to die alone. However I want to be left completely alone until that moment."
"Does anyone else think Squidward's nose looks like...nevermind. There are children in the room."
"On Sunday's I Iike to dress as Satan & stand outside of churches, yelling at the parishioners that it's not working & I own their soul."
"Snoo VS Reddit Stalker More like... ***Alien VS Predator...*** **/o\**"
"I bought my nephew a drum set because: A) I'm an awesome uncle B) Learning to play an instrument is important C) I hate my sister"
"One man's sprinkler is another man's bidet"