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Joke of the Day
"I was bitten by a mosquito today. It sucked."
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"What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? Claustrophobia!"
"Sexy subjunctives... ... give you would."
"Life's like a box of chocolates It doesn't last very long for fat people."
"If I got 1 for everytime a girl called me unattractive I'd be attractive"
"""The first million is the hardest"" - Adolf Hitler"
"Did something bad happen to you or are you just naturally ugly."
"What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Finding a vein in a hot dog."
"What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair."
"hi yeah I'm here about the junior executive position. my skills? well I'm SUPER GOOD at playing video games i found too difficult as a child"