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Joke of the Day
"I was bitten by a mosquito today. It sucked."
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"With the holidays upon us, please dont forget what they stand for. Family, friends & punching strangers at the mall because they cut in line"
"I just had to add ""velociraptor"" to my Microsoft Word dictionary because apparently I missed the dinosaurs expansion pack or something."
"I have this reoccurring nightmare called a job."
"Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again."
"Two peanuts are walking down the street. One was... ...raped and sodomized."
"Getting back with your ex is like taking a shower and putting back on your dirty underwear."
"Science Jokes Thread on AskReddit! For your amusement: http://en.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1auxsf/what_are_some_funny_scientific_jokes_that_you_know/"
"Who does Dracula get letters from? His fang club."
"A group of crows plan a meet up... it was a premeditated murder."