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Joke of the Day

"Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter? They get chapped lips"

"TIFU by punching out my brother Oops, wrong sib"

"I see you've got your bill for using the Internet Yes and my dad's really going to get the hump!"

"Why are all Atheists poor? Because Atheism is a not for-prophet organization."

"Today I thanked my toilet, because it puts up with my shit everyday."

"Dr. Dre is coming out with celebrity themed Beats headsets. The first one is Chris Brown Beats Rihanna, it is black and blue colored."

"I'm going to protect my tweets on Christmas this year so Santa can't ""know when I'm not sleeping or know when I'm awake."" Take that!"

"On a scale of 1 to Osama Bin Ladin, how good was my hiding spot??"

"I bought a bowflex, it's very confusing, how do I muscles? do I eat it? do I eat the bowflex?"

"Since I have a lot of exams next week... I decided to buy a Seahawks jersey. That way, I'm sure to pass even if I shouldn't"