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Joke of the Day
"With all these new apple devices, what's gonna be next? The iPoor"
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"50% of analysis is... anal."
"Last year for Christmas I got my little brother an abacus in the shape of a medieval Stronghold... He hated it and was really ungrateful. Our dad said ""Hey! It's the fort that counts."""
"NO one Loves me .... No one hates me Forveralone"
"How many potatoes a day will make you fat? 00000"
"Why are Americans scared of roundabouts? Centrifugal force scales with mass"
"#MyRoommateIsWeird she keeps having babies and making me take care of them. She also insists I call her 'Wife'"
"DR DOG: The vasectomy was a success. But until it's healed completely, you'll need to wear this *places cone around patient's neck*"
"I like my coffee like I like my women. Tied up in a burlap sack and dragged through the mountains."
"When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty, will I be rich? Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP."