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Joke of the Day
"How many potatoes a day will make you fat? 00000"
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"My biggest fear is getting a 200 page email that ends with ""Thoughts?"""
"Me: Ok, who got Oreo filling on the couch? Husband: 4: 7: Me: Well... 7: It really could have been any of us. 4: (licks couch)"
"How do you make an Asian Blind? you put a windshield in front of them"
"I've invented a new sex position: the 114 I was 69ing with this girl wen her husband came home and shoved a 45 up my ass"
"I bet Apple's new iPhone will be a huge 6s. (Context: https://www.reddit.com/r/apple/comments/3hgadu/apple_iphone_6s_launching_on_september_18/)"
"What did the Mexican say to the Italian? Que pasta?"
"The scene in lady and the tramp but as our lips meet I carry on sucking. You feel the pasta travel back up your throat. My pasta My. Pasta"
"What do you get if you fuck someone in the ear? Hearing aids."
"What is 6.9? Good sex interupted by a period"