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Joke of the Day

"Why are Americans scared of roundabouts? Centrifugal force scales with mass"

"Relieved to finally get a new microchipped debit card that provides added security to protect the $13.68 in my checking account."

"The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship ""I apologize"" and ""You are right."""

"What kind of phone does a molester have? the iTouch. ( lame but I made it up in class when I was like 15 lmfao)"

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall ... And smoked a joint"

"The clearer your conscience, the more likely you are to answer a call from an unknown number."

"I recently had an interview with Sony I didn't get the job because I was underqualified."

"I don't go to the circus. Not because I'm scared of clowns, but because I'm scared of people who go to the circus."

"popcorn, or as cerebral smart minds such as myself refer to it 'popped corn', is the number #1 food of watching things"

"Hey girl, are you a fan? Because you're obsessive and loud"