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Joke of the Day
"Why are Americans scared of roundabouts? Centrifugal force scales with mass"
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"What falls first an apple or a black man? An apple because the balackman hangs."
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"A Linux Joke In computing, what's the only way to generate a truly random string? Put a Windows user in front of VI and tell him to quit."
"Bradley Cooper looks like a guy who's playing a ""famous actor"" in a made-for-TV movie."