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Joke of the Day
"I like my coffee like I like my women. Tied up in a burlap sack and dragged through the mountains."
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"*Writes ""For a good time call"" on random gas station bathroom wall *adds work phone number *Gets excited about work today"
"Me: you married? Him: separated Me: your wife know about that?"
"What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge? ""Define intervention."" Came up with this today at work."
"Guess who doesn't want to hear your kid sing? Everyone. The answer is everyone, so stop it."
"My dad beat my brother when he showed him his report card. So, I gave my report card to my mother. Let her take the beating."
"Almost a billion dollars have been spent on campaign ads so far. It's a good thing our schools & economy are in great shape or I'd be pissed"
"A woman walks into a bar... ...and ruins the joke."
"TIL ~10,000 people quit smoking every year By dying. I'll ^show ^^myself ^^^out"
"This woman got so offended when I asked if I could pet her son, like I'm the one who put him on a leash."