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Joke of the Day

"When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty, will I be rich? Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP."

"Growing up couldn't wait to have a room of my own and do whatever I liked. So why did I end up doing the exact opposite by getting married?"

"What spice is the most welcoming? Cumin"

"The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn."

"Why did my girlfriend cross the road? To go back to the first shop we went in two hours ago."

"I have you know that my penis was once in the Guinness book of world records... but then the librarian yelled and told me to leave the library."

"The Uranus hokes will never get old I just can stop lauging at the planets name."

"What do you call a medical student that graduated at the bottom of his class with a 2.0 GPA? A doctor"

"A Sexist Joke: Why are women bad at parking? Because they've been lied to all their lives about how long ""8"" inches *really* is."

"""Why was the Amish girl excommunicated ? Too Mennonite."" - Hitchens"