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Joke of the Day

"Last year for Christmas I got my little brother an abacus in the shape of a medieval Stronghold... He hated it and was really ungrateful. Our dad said ""Hey! It's the fort that counts."""

"What the difference between a ISIS member and a child? I don't know, I just fly the drones."

"I wasn't trying to break you up, but she asked me what I did last night, and your name came up. *shrugs"

"The Sun's probably Asian."

"Why didn't the sun go to college? He already had 28 billion degrees."

"This year's Pulitzer Prize for Fiction... will probably go to some guy explaining why he had an Ashley Madison account."

"Wanna hear a joke about recursion [Wanna hear a joke about recursion](http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/39zo5p/wanna_hear_a_joke_about_recursion/)"

"A buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor... ...and says ""Make me one with everything."""

"What happens to a politician when he takes a Viagra? He gets taller."

"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana"