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Joke of the Day

"50% of analysis is... anal."

"I made my girlfriend cry the other day. I called her son a bloody disappointment. Apparently she's very sensitive about her miscarriage."

"Why you should definitely visit the Grand Canyon... Well... it's just plain *gorge*-ous"

"Why did the boy take a ladder to school? He wanted to go to high school."

"I've added Paul Walker on Xbox Live But he's always stuck on the dashboard."

"My favorite rapper is 50 cent Or as the British people now call him, 10,000 pounds."

"I went to a camouflage themed party the other day... but I didn't see anybody there."

"Sometimes I think I'm too picky. Then I watch my dog look for a place to shit."

"What did the left butt cheek say to the right? If we stick together we can stop this shit."