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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriends star sign is cancer, so it was quite ironic how she died She got beaten to death by a giant crab"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Arson ! Arson who ! Arson McCullers !"

"DEAR ENTIRE WORLD: LIGHTENING IS WHAT BLEACH DOES TO HAIR. LIGHTNING IS WHAT I'M GOING TO STRIKE YOU WITH FOR YOUR CRIMES AGAINST SPELLING."

"What is Bill Clintons favorite instrument to play? His Whore-Monica"

"Hahaha you're killing me. ~Me to this cigarette."

"Wuts 9+10 Twenny wun"

"My penis is so big, it goes from A to Z! As long as we're talking about my keyboard."

"I am friends with 25 letters of the alphabet I don't know y"

"What does a sick train say? Achoo Achoo!"

"A Florida boy was born with no eyelids... The doctors decided to make him some eyelids using his foreskin. He's a little cock-eyed now, but he'll be fine."