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Joke of the Day

"Wuts 9+10 Twenny wun"

"I tried arguing with the Priests of Pi about religion... But they just kept relying on circular logic."

"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He sipped his drink before it was cool"

"My dentist kept telling me i have too much acid in my diet. So I told him he has too much fire on his head."

"What did the egg say to the hot water?"

"Hillary Clinton will potentially be the first f***** president. I wrote female, but apparently someone deleted the email"

"Customs officials in Europe recently seized a shipment of cocaine that was addressed to the Vatican. Which can only mean that Toronto Mayor Rob Ford just received a giant box of communion wafers."

"Pirate walks in a bar with his ship's steering wheel stuffed in his pants. The bartender asks do you know that's in your pants? Arrr yes. It's drivin me nuts!"

"If Trump wins the presidency, you know who's gonna be the most excited about buildin' a Southern border fence? Canada."

"Hey Feminazis, I sprained my wrist jet-skiing this weekend, so you can shut up about the ""pain of childbirth."""