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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Arson ! Arson who ! Arson McCullers !"
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"I do my best when my manager puts a gun to my head."
"I personally don't believe in bros before hoes or hoes before hoes.. There needs to be a balance. A homie-hoe-stasis"
"What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle ? Bike carbonate of soda !"
"What food guide does a Chicagoan need in Japan? A Ramen Manual."
"How can you reuse a condom? Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it."
"Your mother is so ugly, that if she were the only girl in Texas... ...the Lone Ranger would be lonely for a loooooooooooooooong time"
"I was just eating cashews and one of them fell into my bra. Is it still a cashew or is it a chestnut now?"
"I eat the free samples at Costco for lunch every day. I'm adding 'enjoys eating out' to my dating profile."
"Worried about hair loss? Just draw little rabbits on your head. From a distance they'll look like hares."