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Joke of the Day
"Hahaha you're killing me. ~Me to this cigarette."
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"What do you call someone who worships testicles? Sacrilegious."
"Tragic sewing accident kills woman and three children... Whoops, wrong thread."
"Schools are reporting a massive jump in average ACT scores. On a completely unrelated note, the amount of black students taking the ACT is at a all time low."