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Joke of the Day
"Hahaha you're killing me. ~Me to this cigarette."
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"How do you fit 1000 jews in a Volkswagen? 2 in the front, the rest in the ashtray"
"Nothing says ""I love you"" like my cat aggressively bathing herself immediately after I pet her."
"What happened to German Orphans after WW2? Did they ever get back on the Reich track? (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)"
"My wife converted to Judaism during Batman Begins. It was a real Christian Bail."
"Parallel lines have so much in common... It's a shame they'll never meet."
"Q: Why did Ebenezer Scrooge go to New York City? A: To see the Grumpire State Building."
"I hate going to pancake houses because it just reminds me that I bought a stupid, non-delicious house."
"You're not able to watch porn on the iPhone7.. Yeah, they took the jack off."
"A Scotsman, an Essex girl and an alien walk into a bar... The landlord looks up and says, ""What the hell is this? Some kind of a joke?"""