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Joke of the Day
"My penis is so big, it goes from A to Z! As long as we're talking about my keyboard."
Next Joke
"Awwww, so cute how Disney went from making brilliant animated movies to mass producing cleverly disguised teenage whores."
"The reality is men have no idea what women want... and women have no idea what women want"
"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? By walking. JK...Rowling."
"you read this wrong"
"I'll be coming into some money When Katy Perry gets on the dollar bill"
"Why do electricians wear pants? Because they hate shorts."
"baby i put the STD in stud now all i need is u"
"Did you hear about the Parisian who jumped off a bridge? He went in Seine."
"How to stop a small dog from humping your leg. Pick him up, and suck his dick!"