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Joke of the Day
"What does a sick train say? Achoo Achoo!"
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"I stole a seat from an old man and he remarked, ""Chivalry is Dead"". I said, ""I'm sorry, I didn't know. He wasn't even trending on Twitter""."
"lobster christian grey: 'my tastes are very.....singular' *opens closet door revealing hundreds of rubber bands*"
"What to NEVER EVER EVER say to a fat girl (or a girl who is overly conscious of her own weight). (OC) As part of our team, you're expected to pull your own weight."
"What is the speed limit of sex? 68, because at 69 you have to turn around."
"What newspaper do cows read? The Daily Moos."
"*I look into abyss* *Abyss looks at me* *Abyss blinking message in Morse code* *I go off to learn Morse* *I return* ""Why do we park in a dri"
"How did Jesus feel when they crucified him? He was cross."
"I would have got the Google Glass but I don't have $1500 or any desire to strap the internet to my face."
"Something people in McDonalds have? Fries. Something people in McDonalds don't have? Ankles."