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Joke of the Day
"Your vehicle has this magical lever That shows which direction you're turning"
Next Joke
"Did anyone else hear about the claustrophile? He just came out of the closet recently."
"Me: I'm going bungee jumping Mom: y? Me: my friend John is Mom: so if John jumped off of a bridge, would you? Me: that's what I just told u"
"Quentin Tarantino + Johnny Depp = Rango Django"
"If you Happy and you know it thank your ex!"
"What do you call mints you can spread through social media? Memementos"
"What do you call 1000 black people buried up to their necks? Afroturf Also, I'm not racist. I have two color tvs at home."
"Is it gay if a male doctor feels your balls while looking you deep in your eyes and isn't really a doctor but is just some guy at Target?"
"Whenever you ride an elevator with other people, it's best not to mention your imaginary friends even if someone is standing on Carl."
"""MY HERO!"" ""My hero."" --Guy who got his sandwich stolen, then saved by a stranger"