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Joke of the Day

"What do you call 1000 black people buried up to their necks? Afroturf Also, I'm not racist. I have two color tvs at home."

"My Boss is Irish and I need good comebacks! Help me out with the best Irish jokes you got!"

"Did you hear about the chickpea freedom fighters? They call themselves Hummas."

"My rum-raisin cake is gluten free. It's also raisin free. And cake free. OK it's just rum."

"LPT: Never buy anything made of velcro... It's a total rip-off."

"Yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck."

"Text me once, shame on you. Text me twice, congratulations, we are now trapped in an infinite emotional prison."

"i want to take one of those cruises where people shit right there on the boat but apparently they only happen randomly as a surpris,e"

"What is a crevice that is owned by someone and not allowed to be stepped into? None of your abyss-ness"

"Started to feel bad about my life but just saw a bumper sticker that said ""I Love My Grand-dog"" and I think l'm going to be ok."