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Joke of the Day
"What do you call mints you can spread through social media? Memementos"
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"What do you call a mouse named Bob who's having an existential crisis? Bob."
"6 months ago my doctor gave me 6 months to live. But when I couldn't pay my bill today, he decided to give me another 6 months."
"Slept like a log last night. Woke up in the fire place this morning."
"Reddit. Now a tool for the NSA."
"What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x10^23 pieces? Guacamole."
"How do you remember your wedding anniversary? Forget it once."
"*primitive gungans defeat battle droids* *Stone Age ewoks beat elite stormtroopers* *improbable underdog story defeats logic and reason*"
"[babies txting] ""my dad's thumb just came off"" lol wtf ""wait its back on again nvm"" ok lmao ""he just stole my nose"" im phoning the police"
"A three-legged dog sits down at the bar Orders a whiskey. Bartender asks,""What brings you to these parts?"" Dog responds,""Lookin for the sonofabitch who shot my paw.'"