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Joke of the Day
"Did anyone else hear about the claustrophile? He just came out of the closet recently."
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"What's the difference between New Jersey girls and trash? Trash gets picked up."
"No pain no gain but also no pain no pain."
"""My mind is telling me nooo... But my body... My body's telling me yesss...BABY"" Cashier: Sir...would you like fries with that or not?"
"Advice for all girls: You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar. But you catch the most flies with corpses."
"I just embarrassingly ripped my pants open while bowling. Getting a split means something entirely different to me now."
"Have you ever seen a blind person reading braille in public? Neither have they"
"Why does Ganondorf hate reddit Because it has too many links! (I'll show myself out :) )"
"I use to know someone who was addicted to soap. He's clean now"
"I haven't shaved my beard in a couple days It's starting to grow on me"