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Joke of the Day

"Is it gay if a male doctor feels your balls while looking you deep in your eyes and isn't really a doctor but is just some guy at Target?"

"Stephen is a much nicer name than ""hen from a previous marriage."""

"Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time? Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time."

"What is a toilet in Ancient Mexico? Aztec."

"Apparently there is a bipartisan push in the US senate to legalize marijuana for arthritis treatment So in other words, there's joint support for joint support for joint support."

"Genie: 1st wish ME: I wish for a pen G: #2 M: another pen G: wtf M: I already lost the 1st pen G: and ur 3rd M: ur not going to believe this"

"that's a rather intricate bullet proof vest ur wearing ""this is a front-side baby carrier. this is my baby.."" dude that's messed up"

"""Can I replace the fries with a salad?"" = ""Do you mind if I spit on the American flag?"""

"There are so many internet scams right now Send me $19.99 and I will tell you how to avoid them all"

"What goes in big and hard and comes out soft and soggy? Bubble gum."