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Joke of the Day

"Me: I'm going bungee jumping Mom: y? Me: my friend John is Mom: so if John jumped off of a bridge, would you? Me: that's what I just told u"

"Now that Jeremy Lin is playing so well for the Knicks.. It appears that the NBA is now a Black/Thai affair."

"My sister won a horse pulling contest She went so fast she nearly fell off her stool."

"My teacher asked me to turn in my essay. Pero no soy un rata."

"Keep reaching for the stars but get a better deodorant."

"Why I love duct tape? It can turn ""No, no no!"" into ""mmph, mmmph, mmmph"""

"I bought a pair of shoes from my drug dealer I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day"

"Smoke detectors, feel free to use that last bit of battery life to continue monitoring fires instead of getting all beepy."

"Knock, knock... Tim Buckt."

"When do you kick a midget in the balls? When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice."