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Joke of the Day

"""MY HERO!"" ""My hero."" --Guy who got his sandwich stolen, then saved by a stranger"

"Well, you see, there is something wrong with my friend... He spawns the pink eyes, and he doesn't catch it from other people... He just gives it to himself... Then spread it."

"Why should you never watch a movie with a generous Nascar driver? He might give away spoilers!"

"Did you know Princess Di had dandruff? Yeah, they found her head and shoulders in the dashboard."

"What do you call a feminist manager. Miss. Management."

"Hell hath no fury like a woman who just said ""seriously?"" after a comment you made during an argument."

"I don't think you are stupid. You just have a bad luck when thinking."

"Following in David Bowies footprints.... Well, David Bowie the gender bender is no longer alive on this earth - OK Caitlyn, it's your turn!"

"Variants for running. Variants for running:- 1. Hot girl in front of you. 2. Creepy guy behind you. (If 1 applies to you, you're probably 2)"

"What's the stupidest joke you've ever heard?"