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Joke of the Day
"Quentin Tarantino + Johnny Depp = Rango Django"
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"I was invited to a party... 'Black tie only' was written on the invitation card. When I got there, I noticed that other people worn shirts and pants, too."
"MY NEIGHBOR CAT MITZI JUST LET ME PET HER FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 2 YRS NOTHING ELSE MATTERS RIGHT NOW ONLY MITZI & I EXIST"
"what did the ranch say to the refrigerator? close the door, I'm dressing!"
"Don't judge someone because they sin differently than you."
"What is Hitler's favorite type of food? Not Seafood"
"What's the President's favorite vegetable? Barackoli"
"Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children? With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it."
"How many mottophobics does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Who do you think broke the filament in the first place?"
"What do you call a retard covered in water? Flame retardant"