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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock! Who's there? Frank Sinatra! Frank Sinatra who? Seriously?"
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"My coat is so covered with dog fur that someone's probably going to throw red paint on me at some point today."
"Someone made a song about Pokeballs It was pretty catchy"
"So my pregnant wife wanted to introduce toys in the bedroom... I suggested a clothes hangar"
"A guy at work just bought me ice cream and now we're making out. I've never been this intimate with ice cream before."
"Do you think you'd make a good sniper? [ ] Yes [ ] No "
"What happens to a politician when he takes a Viagra? He gets taller."
"In light of the recent Taylor Swift & Tom Hiddleston news. I believe they shouldn't have let slip they are dating and kept it Loki (Joke above)"
"I am a man who adheres to ""do unto others as you would have them do unto you"" literally that's why I am still a virgin"
"Official Pirate Week! 19/5-25/5 It seems as if we're doing pirates, so we might as well have an official pirate week. Normal jokes are ok, but also lots of Pirate themed ones. Arrrbitrary Piratejokes!"