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Joke of the Day

"In light of the recent Taylor Swift & Tom Hiddleston news. I believe they shouldn't have let slip they are dating and kept it Loki (Joke above)"

"Why did a Hispanic man rob a train? He had loco motives!"

"[fixing your car stereo] Ah here's the problem [ejects Pitbull CD]"

"The wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline. She hit the roof."

"Why did the viper want to become a python ? He got the coiling !"

"I used to date a girl with eczema She had cracking tits"

"So many things have made me laugh today but not one of them was funny."

"Me: It's been 3 years, but I'm finally making progress on my book. Friend: You're writing a book? Me: No. I meant the book I'm reading."

"What's the difference between jam and jelly I can't jam my cock up your ass"

"Why did Hitler kill himself? He finally got the gas bill."