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Joke of the Day

"In light of the recent Taylor Swift & Tom Hiddleston news. I believe they shouldn't have let slip they are dating and kept it Loki (Joke above)"

"What do you call 4 mexicans in quick sand? Cuatro sinko"

"My friend David had his ID stolen the other day Now we just call him Dav"

"An 8 year old just asked me why people in electric cars don't get electrocuted when it rains and now we're checking Google"

"PornHub recently had videos featuring Chyna on the front page and I decided to check some of them out... ...they weren't the finishing move I was looking for."

"[Commercial for hobbies] Like drugs for people who don't do drugs. ""HOBBIES"""

"Well kids, when a man and woman love each other very much, he erects a monument for her, but in his pants."

"Do you want to know why I called your girlfriend a tractor? Because she's an upgrade to that hoe you had earlier."

"How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb? Hmmm........I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you"

"Why does everyone like the KKK? Cause they're the best!"