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Joke of the Day
"So my pregnant wife wanted to introduce toys in the bedroom... I suggested a clothes hangar"
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"My friend handed me broken scissors... I told him this isn't going to cut it."
"Hell is having a married couple tell you a story at the same time."
"Kids make friends in 5 seconds, adults make friends in 5 drinks."
"What do you call Italian marijuana? A pizza joint"
"What kind of soap do you use to clean a dirty joke? Bawdy wash."
"What did Snape say at Alan Rickmans funeral? Nothing."
"Why couldn't the butter quit his gambling addiction? HE WAS ON A ROLL!"
"He only had a dollar... Did you hear about the guy who went to the dentist to get new dentures? His insurance was denied and he only had a dollar on him...so he wound up with buck teeth."
"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy"