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Joke of the Day
"Do you think you'd make a good sniper? [ ] Yes [ ] No "
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"Waiting for the bus joke A girl calls her boyfriend: ""Where are you??"" ""I'm waiting for the bus!"" ""Hurry!!!"" ""Ok honey, I'll wait faster!"""
"[texting] Wife: Clean out your bowels. Me: OK. Wife: *bowls. The ones in the sink Me: *chugging laxatives* Damn it."
"Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving? It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China."
"Wife: wow, we must have had a lot of trick or treaters come by! Me: wha? Her: Because all the candy is gone Me: Ooooh right. So many."
"This Is A Dirty Joke A white horse fell in the mud"
"What happened when the dog went to the flea circus ? He stole the show !"
"What do vegetable do when they got robbed? They dont."
"My new thesaurus is terrible. Not only that, but it's also terrible."
"I don't know what the thickness limit on the office laminator is, but I'm sure as fuck not stopping until I have a waterproof cat."