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"Do you think you'd make a good sniper? [ ] Yes [ ] No "
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"Why did the baker have smelly hands? Because he needed a poo."
"How do you start a rave party in Ethiopia? Glue bread to the ceiling."
"What do you call a jerk in the space program? Nasshole."
"Ugh. ""What's wrong honey?"" My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*"
"""You are the first woman that has ever given me an orgasm."" I told the prostitute. ""That's not true,"" she replied, ""Of course it is,"" I laughed, ""What do you mean?"" She said, ""I'm a man."""
"Q: What's red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint."
"Once you've seen one shopping centre... ...you've seen a mall"
"Form Corbas En hassas ogunumuz olan Aksam Yemegi bize daha cok agrlk veren ve kilo aldrma ihtimalini en yuksek buldugumuz ogundur."
"Did you see the preview for the movie about premature ejaculation? It's coming soon."