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Joke of the Day

"I am a man who adheres to ""do unto others as you would have them do unto you"" literally that's why I am still a virgin"

"Me: Ur driving me crazy Crazy: Nah, I'm too drunk"

"TIFU while having sex on an elevator Hey-ooo"

"What happened to the frog who parked illegally? he got toad"

"Did such a great job cutting down a tree yesterday The neighbours clapped as I took a bough"

"What's the thin line between love and hate? A condom."

"Donald Trump Has Written a Few Books About Business... But they all end at Chapter 11."

"A British engineer just started his own business in Afghanistan. He is making land mines that look like prayer mats. It's doing well. He says prophets are through the roof."

"A cabbage walks into a bar wearing a red leaf. The bartender takes one look at it and asks another patron how they feel about the cabbages bold new look. The patron replies, ""I think it's ridic yo."""

"What's a 69er got in common with the mafia ? One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit."