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Joke of the Day

"What happens to a politician when he takes a Viagra? He gets taller."

"How does one think the unthinkable? With an iethberg."

"*boyfriend and girlfriend in shower* Girl: do bad things to me babe Boy: *flicks shampoo in her eyes and trips her over*"

"TIL the British used U-boats Whoops, wrong sub"

"I bet college professors never get tired of watching freshmen get fat. I know I wouldn't."

"I got a tattoo on my penis that just says ""OK"" But when I see your sister it says ""OKLAHOMA STATE UNIVERSITY"""

"What's the worst part about having Comcast internet? Loading..."

"""We're still looking for a side project"" Tornado: *raises hand* we could flip houses ""We've been over this, it's not what you think it is"""

"She wants to share a Facebook account? Run."

"One time a girl told me to take off her shirt and I was like wow ok it doesn't really fit me anyway."