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Joke of the Day
"What happens to a politician when he takes a Viagra? He gets taller."
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"What would you get if you crossed a monster with a redcoat? A bigger target."
"I'd name my daughter Roxanne. I'd play the song for her all the time so she knows she doesn't HAVE to be a prostitute."
"A blind guy walks into a bar *thud*"
"I was going to take another trip to the pencil museum but decided it was pointless."
"""She sends things to strangers on the internet and no one even cares but she keeps doing it"" - my dad, explaining me on twitter to my aunt."
"If the Jews are God's chosen people, then why did God bother creating gentiles? Well, someone has to pay retail."
"a strain of weed that permanently erases your memories and reduces your brainwaves to the carefree infantile state of a newborn baby"
"Dear Taliban, When you shoot a kid in the head for wanting an education and she doesn't die, how can you be sure that God is on your side?"
"UPDATE: They just released the time when Cecil the lion was shot. Tooth hurty"