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Joke of the Day
"Someone made a song about Pokeballs It was pretty catchy"
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"the true test of a child is not how he treats his friends, but how he treats Minecraft villagers"
"Why is a duck when it's round? Because the farther it flies, the fewer."
"One for the Mexican holiday. What do you call four Mexicans drowning? Cuatro Sinko."
"Why did the Christmas tree get thrown in prison? Treeson."
"What does a ninja and a muslim woman have in common? They're both invisible."
"[on first date] Let me get that for you. *holds door open* ""May I help you, sir?"" Yes, my lady would like your finest soft taco supreme..."
"Even if your a one in a million kind of guy There are a thousand people just like you in China"
"What is the biggest compliment you can pay at a gay bar? Pushing in somebody's stool."
"What ghost is handy in the kitchen? A recipe spook."