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Joke of the Day
"I feel like I forgot something today... ...shit, *the oven!*"
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"Coworker: You look tired. Did you not get enough sleep last night? Me: Nope. Slept great! But thanks for telling me I look like shit."
"""Let there be me."" God, just before he created himself out of nothing."
"Did you hear about the agnostic insomniac with tourettes? He was up all last night wondering if there is a cunt."
"What do you call a Jewish feline? A yama-cat"
"What do you call a black man in space? Ummm......an astronaut."
"Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Heart failure"
"Call me old fashioned, but I'm dying of smallpox."
"According to the Bible, what's Noah's favorite fruit? Pears."
"A man lost $100 bill Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it."