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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black man in space? Ummm......an astronaut."
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"What do Asians do during an erection? They vote"
"The Easter Bunny doesn't always drink, but when he does it's hopscotch."
"What did the utahraptor say as Wonder Woman tried to beat him up? Di, no!"
"Why can't anyone tell my dads fat? Cause he grew up in Pawtucket."
"What do call an ant that helps you with your taxes? An account-ant."
"What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator..."
"What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly? An insect that can find its way around a dark closet."
"I like my slaves like I like my coffee Free."
"eer booze and fun!' 'I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me."