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Joke of the Day

"According to the Bible, what's Noah's favorite fruit? Pears."

"What do Muslim men do during foreplay? Tickle the goat under the chin."

"Time flies in Italy.... ...Everywhere you look, another Dago's by....."

"What's worse than getting AIDs? Having to find out that your dog has AIDs too."

"I know it's gross, but the only time it's acceptable to shout 'I have diarrhoea' is when playing scrabble. Because it's worth a shit load of points. - Zach Galifianakis."

"I told my toilet to go eat shit... I probably shouldn't have said that because he got all flushed."

"What do you call it when you torture corn to death? Macabre!"

"The Pope is resigning. He will soon be known as Ex-Benedict."

"Some jokes on Mexicans can be funny, but a lot of the times they cross the border. ^^^^^OC ^^^^^but ^^^^^rephrased"

"Why do you think your report should be on the net? Because my marks are all 'E's."