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Joke of the Day
"""Let there be me."" God, just before he created himself out of nothing."
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"Posted a photo of my clean house on Facebook and it was flagged as fake news."
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"I like my coffee like I like my women... I've heard multiple versions of this joke. Please comment with you're favorite."