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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Jewish feline? A yama-cat"
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"Every KFC meal comes with a large side of regret."
"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None! ... They just beat the room for being black."
"Why do Mexicans like spicy food? It induces labor."
"I came up with an excuse for being late I was marching with Martin Luther King, but then some firemen mistook us for fire and tried to put us out; that's why I was late sorry."
"Got a tan this weekend. Might exchange it for a turquoise."
"How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow remover? Give her a shovel..."
"I used to have black friends. Until my dad sold them all."
"Me: I'm happy right now. Life: lol one sec"
"Mike Pence getting booed at Hamilton is the worst thing to ever happen to a politician at a play"