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Joke of the Day
"Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Heart failure"
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"I discriminate against people who lose digits on their feet to frostbite. I guess you could say I am lactose intolerant."
"if seagulls fly over the sea, what flies over the bay? bagels"
"Most women desire someone who makes them laugh and also feel safe, so basically a clown ninja."
"What do you call a masturbating cow? beef stroganoff"
"Duck in my soup. Me: Waiter, there's a duck in my soup... Waiter: That's a pond, you're at a park, I'm just here with my family, will you put some pants on?"
"Q. What do you call a ginger bread man with one leg? A. Limp Bizkit. (limp biscuit) (Alternate: What do the British call a cookie that got wet?)"
"What's the best joke you've ever come up with? Here's mine. >What's Pee-wee Herman's favorite dinner? >Stroganoff."
"Why did the cow jump over the moon? To get to the Milky Way!"
"Me: goodnight moon Moon: It's 6pm Me: I know but I'm tired Moon: I literally just got here"