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Joke of the Day

"This bottle of OxyClean says ""GREAT ON WINE AND TOMATO SAUCE"". Call me crazy, but I think they're trying to poison Italians?"

"I love Halloween... It's the only time of the year that I can lure young children in with candy without using my van."

"Why can't t-rexs do push ups? Because they have been extinct for 65 million years."

"*died in your arms tonight* *stuffed in your trunk tomorrow* *buried in the woods the day after that*"

"I got irradiated recently... I like to think it adds to my glowing personality."

"I used to assume most people were bright, kind, and at least somewhat informed. Then social media was invented."

"If my girlfriend caught me telling a sexist joke, she'd get really... emotional"

"Greeks lined up for ATM? Isn't that kinda their thing?"

"I don't get why people are racist... We were all white at SOME point."

"Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire? Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire."