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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws? Outlaws are wanted."
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"There are 2 types of people in this world... those that can extrapolate from missing information."
"Teacher: Whoever answers my next question can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: who just threw that?! Boy: Me! I'm going home now."
"So a Croatian walks into a bar, and the bartender says, ""We don't serb your kind!"""
"The awkward moment when you can't read your own handwriting and you're like ""WTF did I just write?!"""
"A barber, a hairdresser, and bigfoot walk into a bar... You know what...I'm gonna shave this joke for another time."
"It's terrible waking up with regret. Perhaps if she changed her name I'd feel better."
"Why don't boobies make apple juice? BECAUSE GIRLS ONLY HAVE A ""PEAR"" AHAHEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE"
"Want to hear my impression of an extractor fan? I used to really love tractors."
"Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is."