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Joke of the Day
"So a Croatian walks into a bar, and the bartender says, ""We don't serb your kind!"""
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"An orchestra one-liner I popped off my g-string while fingering a minor"
"Sanders supporters are like... that kid in class that gets Fs and Ds the whole semester and then says ""If I get a 100 on the final I can still get a C"""
"They said she was a cat lady but when I threw her off a small building she didn't land on her feet and now I'm in jail for murder."
"GIRL: l'm tired of bad boys and their bs. I want a good boy, for a change. ME [clearly a golden retriever]: *turns to camera and winks*"
"Some of the jokes on this page are so dark I'm surprised they haven't been shot yet"
"I heard it said that one in every three people will cheat in a relationship. I just can't tell if it's my wife or my girlfriend."
"My friend always wanted to work in animation, but never got past the interview He just couldn't understand the difference between a professional ""colorist"" and a professional ""racist"""
"What do you call a race run by baristas? A **decaf**alon"
"What do you get when you cross a Jew with two planks of wood? Christianity"