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Joke of the Day

"So a Croatian walks into a bar, and the bartender says, ""We don't serb your kind!"""

"A night-shift nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket and says... ""Oh damn it, some asshole has my pen!"""

"First rule of being Italian is to tell everyone you're Italian. (I can say this cause I'm Italian.)"

"What do you call a punchline that makes no sense? A Bobbitt"

"I'm going to start rapping under the name ""Jay Y"" So I can tell Jay Z ""I'm coming for you"""

"Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder? He made a spectacle out of himself."

"Wait...so I get a million dollars AND I get to punch a baby in the face? -me when someone asks if I would punch a baby for a million bucks"

"Yo you guys ever try hanging out with people you like who also like you? Shit's dank af"

"Remember, I'm not an idiot...I just play one on-OH CRAP I'M ON FIRE! GUYS, HELP! I'M ON FIRE AGAIN! Oh wait...this is just an orange shirt."

"Ever have sex while camping? It's intents"