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Joke of the Day

"Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is."

"What Do You Get When You Cross ""White Christmas"" With A Black Rapist? Bing Cosby edit for pudding an extra letter in the last name"

"So I found a Chinese pet carer... He said he would wok my dog for me"

"I'd stage an angry protest against Scott Brown & the death of health care reform, but I can't afford to get hurt."

"Obviously we have our own shitty lives to worry about now but it would be fun to all move into a Twitter nursing home in 50 years."

"Collection There was some guy collecting the waste from the urinals at work today. I think he was taking the piss to be honest."

"A little boy walks into a bar... he is treated for minor concussions... it's funny cause he's a minor, laugh"

"I can only handle girls that are a 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 8, or 10 on the hotness scale. Cause 7 ate 9 so they're probably not interested in me."

"Why is Italy's birth rate decreasing? Because they pull out at the last second."

"TIL That there was a German warship during WW2 that accidentally sunk 34 friendly submarines. Edit:Whoops, wrong sub."