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Joke of the Day
"Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is."
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"I'm 1% inspiration, 1% perspiration, 98% masturbation."
"I'm bad at math, So the equation 2n +2n is 4n to me."
"What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong WALKED on the moon. Michael Jackson fucked little boys."
"People who use a vacation day the day after Christmas to have relatives over clearly don't understand the meaning of the word vacation."
"US Loretta Lynch confirms that all 7 FIFA officials dramatically threw themselves onto the ground faking injury when arrested earlier today."
"If girls didn't exist... ... then life would be a real pain in the ass."
"I think I'll tell my kids that the Titanic sunk because Jack and Rose had sex before marriage."
"Friends are like boobs... Some are small, some are big, some are real, some are fake."
"Got an IPad from my chinese friend... Nothing beats homemade gifts."