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Joke of the Day
"It's terrible waking up with regret. Perhaps if she changed her name I'd feel better."
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"A priest and a rabbi are sitting in a bar. The priest asked the rabbi, ""Do you get paid for corcumcisions?"" The rabbi replies ""No, but I keep the tips."""
"A zero and an eight are walking in a desert... and the zero asks the eight ""aren't you too hot with that belt on?"""
"Did you hear a bunch of surgeons are at the comedy club? It's open Mike night."
"What do you get when you cross the Atlantic ocean with the Titanic? About halfway. ^^I'll ^^see ^^myself ^^out..."
"My friend's grandpa who was suffering from Alzheimer's passed away recently He forgot he was alive"
"This is the rare tweet that history will look back on much more favorably than how it was received in its own time period."
"God's last name isn't damn. Well technically it's ""Jean God Van Damn"""
"Two tampons are walking down the street towards you, which one says hello? Neither, they're both stuck up cunts!"
"What is the difference between a pregnant lady and a lightbulb? You can unscrew a lightbulb"